neilcicierega:

1. Open Calculator

2. Type in your birthday as MM * DD * YYYY

3. Copy the resulting number into Google Image Search

4. Click on Search Tools, Type, and choose Animated

5. From the top row of results, save whichever gif you want to loop on a small LCD screen embedded in your future tombstone

6. Reblog and add the image

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well this seems appropriate, only change it to my name

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brain-confetti:

auroranibley:

dedolence:

dedolence:

having a crush on someone is fucking stupid and a waste of time and energy

WHY WON’T HE NOTICE ME

@auroranibley said: Best thing to do? Be as busy as possible with something you can drop doing if he calls.

this is good advice. he’ll never call though. he’s a popular harvard undergrad and i’m just some nobody cockney streetgirl who could never learn to become a proper lady

I can put marbles in your mouth if you think that would help.

I think seeing how many marbles you can fit in your mouth might be impressive to a dude.

But keep in mind I still have no idea how I ever attract mates in the first place.

i’m willing to try just about anything even if it means asphyxiating on a marble lodged in my trachea (especially if it means asphyxiating on a marble lodged in my trachea)

dedolence:

having a crush on someone is fucking stupid and a waste of time and energy

WHY WON’T HE NOTICE ME

@auroranibley said: Best thing to do? Be as busy as possible with something you can drop doing if he calls.

this is good advice. he’ll never call though. he’s a popular harvard undergrad and i’m just some nobody cockney streetgirl who could never learn to become a proper lady